Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
