I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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