Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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