East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize