It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
