her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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