Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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