There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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