were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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