No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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