Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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