dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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