Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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