Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I want to have your abortion
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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