My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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