She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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