check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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