Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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