i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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