Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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