Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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