Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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