He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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