I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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