It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
