Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
