It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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