My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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