The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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