girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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