I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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