You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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