Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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