I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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