im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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