Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Randomize
