Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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