my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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