I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
