Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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