oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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