My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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