Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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