why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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