38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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