I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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