I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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