Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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