i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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