okay pat passed out under dana's car
I puked a lego.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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