He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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