Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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