...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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