I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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