Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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