So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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